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Anal Safety 101: No Base, Without a Trace

2 Jul

Recently, Scientific American published a story on sex toy safety, written by Regina Nuzzo. It confirmed my sneaking suspicions. The number of people losing objects in their asses is on the rise.

I can understand why. With American sexuality coming out of the dark ages and into a kind of exploratory rennaissance, more and more people are discovering what their backdoor nerve endings can offer in the way of excellent sensation.

The article had this to say about who was most likely to visit the ER:

“…according to a 2009 study published in the Journal of Sex & Marital Therapy—most often, people in their 30s who needed help retrieving their vibrator or dildo. In 2007 alone about 900 people had injuries severe enough that they were admitted to the hospital to remove a foreign body from their rectums.”

It goes on to say that the numbers are most likely much higher, as these figures are only from people who actually admitted that they were exploring their backdoors for pleasure. I CONCUR! The shame so many feel when it comes to this perfectly normal behavior is astonishing at times.

I look forward to the day when wayward toys & household items lost in the digestive black holes of the hard working American is a thing of the past. (Unless it’s intentional, like poor Mr. Ryan Dunn)

However! Unless basic ass play safety is absorbed into the mainstream consciousness, our fantastic sexual Renaissance will lead to a whole bunch more “oh shit” moments (so to speak).

Here’s a PSA I created to help things along. Please pass it around. Only you can prevent Anal Emergencies. #The more you know



P.S. If you’re in Los Angeles, come out and support the July 8th Live Sex Nerd Sandra Podcast Show! We’ll be talking all about the G-spot in the most irreverent way possible. CLICK HERE for Tickets & Info!

Where’s the lube, Penguin?

18 May

3 very special summaries of 3 very special toys:

The Persnickety Penguin

Long and lean, the Persnickety Penguin is a vibrating thong with a 90% chance of giving its wearer a hell of a good time… and a yeast infection. This fussy little fella presents a welcoming tail of anal beads ripe for your rear end. Make sure not to move much, ladies, or you’ll be wiping the wrong way. Yikes.


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