Answerin’ Emails: “Torpedo Dick” has Condom Issues

Hi Sandra. First, THANK YOU for the podcast – I started listening after being a loyal nerdist listener, and it’s been informative and fun! I read your blog post about the Kimono microthin condoms and wanted to ask a question. My partner and I are having a LOT of problems finding the “right” condom because … More Answerin’ Emails: “Torpedo Dick” has Condom Issues

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Safe Sex 201 or “No, Your Dick Does Not Live in a Magically Safe Universe, You Prick!”

An older man of forty-six sporting workout gear and a bald spot boldly walks into our store. No, this is not the beginning of a joke.

At ten paces right in front of me he stops, then spends a good sixty seconds trying to turn off his iPod. He is a vision of mid-life crisis.

He tells me he has never been here. I welcome him warmly. He peruses for a time before coming up to the counter, setting down a 3-pack of moderately acceptable condoms and a small bottle of lube. This is our conversation… … More Safe Sex 201 or “No, Your Dick Does Not Live in a Magically Safe Universe, You Prick!”

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