A word to the human male. Ladies, you can listen, too. Want to know the secret to what women want? Closer. No, no, come even closer. I’ll whisper it in your ear.
We don’t know WHAT we want.
And this is true about cock size, too. The truth is, depending on the day, a man’s cock might seem humongous, minuscule or pile-driver perfect. Some days we can barely squeeze that bad boy inside our girl parts. Some days, it feels like we could fit two of you inside us and still have room for that tampon.
It’s truly arbitrary.
And we think we know. We think we know exactly what we want. And you know what happens? I get a call at work from a woman-customer all broken up because she bought a dildo that’s too big for her and now she comes to find out she can’t return it.
I had a dildo. It stood a tall, firm, silicone six inches high. It was my first, and I was very proud of it. And you know what I learned from my first dildo? That I don’t know what I want. I managed to get the whole thing inside of me twice the entire decade I’ve owned the thing. It has thus been banished to my bottom drawer.
How is this possible? All you size queens out there listening in are snickering under your breath. But think about it. Has size always been what you’ve needed? I doubt it.
I’ve come to my conclusion for this short blog on big dicks, and my conclusion is this:
We obsess about cock size because it’s easy. Easier than the alternative. Realize that it’s just a tool. And wanting a bigger tool is way easier than learning the skills to use it better.